from india with love

Some of my least favorite days while traveling are those when we fly. I'm not scared of flying, and my childhood tendency to be hideously sick while traveling is (mostly) conquered, but, ugh, I just don't care for flying. I feel wrung out and grumpy even after short flights. And since I do still have a hint of motion sickness, which is brought on by landings, I really dislike it when we have connecting flights. So, of course we have one today. We fly out this afternoon on a jumper to Delhi and then climb on board for Malaysia this evening.

When we first got to India, the two months we had here seemed, not long, exactly, but certainly lengthy. And now they're over. All things considered, despite not really enjoying the crowded, noisy and dirty cities, and battling some nasty cases of travel weariness, we've had a good time. We got to see Uma and meet her family, two enormous benefits to being here. Indians are quite nice, we've seen some great museums/temples/sites, and the food is just amazing. Really.

But now we're off. And I can't wait to get to Malaysia. It has some of the world's oldest national parks and after two months of not camping or hiking, we're ready to do lots of both!

bovinity

I've been told that cows are considered sacred in India. They can also be seen nearly everywhere. And not just in the rural settings: cows wander the streets of most cities, even some of the largest. They lumber onto sidewalks, into markets, partly up steps, into the gutters, and anywhere else they want. They lounge on the streets, eat trash from the sewers, and even when they're not around, leave impolite evidence of their domain. Rarely, have I seen roaming cows hit, whipped, or pushed, like other animals, and only then because they were eating fruit from a vendor's stand or about to cause massive property damage, like one I saw about to walk into a glass fronted store. Mostly, they are just ignored. Cows are symbol of prosperity. So usually, without the usual honking, traffic just veers around them. Hoofing through the streets in India, I have started to feel like a cow.

I don't feel precisely sacred here, but something near to it. I can't help but stand out as different. I'm often made to feel important, like in a supermarket when I, as a Western, don't need to check my backpack with security. Or, when security guards or service people dote on me, ignoring Indian tourists, in the expectation of a big tip. In the streets, I lumber, not with a hump of fat behind my neck, but a backpack hump. Traffic doesn't honk as frequently at tourists and, while I don't eat garbage exactly, I do occasionally eat the junk food aimed at tourists. Most disturbingly, I'm made to feel prized or as a symbol of prosperity. To stop me on the street or be briefly acquainted with me has an inexplicable importance. Is it simply racism? Or, is it that tourists are expected to have money, and I'm like a pigeon to be plucked?

Or, maybe, I'm misinterpreting Indian friendliness and hospitality. Maybe, I'm being too cynical and shouldn't utter complaints. Not being honked at is pleasant, and I don't like to check my backpack with security at the supermarket. So, being like a cow isn't always such a bad thing. Maybe, I should fall into the role.

Moo.

boxing

Often there is no need to be jealous of how we spend our days around the world. Today, we trudged through the Bangalore traffic and heat, bear-hugging a big cardboard box. We were trying to find a shipping company to send home pamphlets, books, bits of paper, clothes, a hefty bronze statue of Ganesha and some other souvenirs we've collected recently. First, we tried India Post, but were turned away because they don't accept packages in cardboard boxes. Unbelievably, they only ship international parcels that have been wrapped in a special mailing cloth, which can be purchased anywhere, except, as it turned out, at the two places that were specifically pointed out by a postal employee from in front of his workplace. Oh, (and here is the good part) the cloth must be stitched up by a tailor! (I have no idea how tailors were enlisted as postal inspectors around the country, but there you have it.) Of course, we did ask a tailor to sew up our junk and, while half expecting him to laugh, he calmly informed us that he couldn't and we should go to a tailor somewhere far away. We know it was far away because we tried to walk there, but got lost.

Somewhat bemused and more than slightly amused, we abandoned India Post and went to a shipping company called TNT. After only a little confusion about where we had to go--around the corner, down the street, take a left, look for a building just like this, around the corner again, up the stairs--we arranged to have our cardboard box shipped. Paperwork was filled out and the box was searched. A search which included handing around the bronze statue to each TNT employee, including a supervisor ensconced in a glass office. I was told these were important steps because customs and security officials were demanding and they wanted my box to arrive promptly and without problems. But in the end, why should I worry about problems, I saw our box inspected, sealed and heavily wrapped in tape, on which was prominently written: TNT.

roam shanti roam

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We went to see Om Shanti Om this Sunday, and had a lovely time. The Hindi movie wasn't subtitled, a tricky subject in India, where there are 23 official languages (I kid you not), but since it was largely a spoof, however glamorously costumed, of Bollywood movies, we didn't really need the subtitles. Shahrukh Khan was adorable, guppy face and all (Irene's friend Mehali pointed out that anytime he emotes, he looks like a guppy), the clothes are fun and the songs even more exciting. But, at the risk of delving into territory Irene covers far more thoroughly and with better wit, I have to say that Farah Khan's second movie as a director reminded me of what the critics said about Ocean's Twelve: that it was too self-conscious for its own good. The title number is actually just an excuse to do a who's who in Bollywood, and all because they're friends of the star or director. It's fun to see, but at close to 10 minutes, goes on for a bit too long.

But the theatre was packed and we all had lots of fun. Even if David and I didn't understand the more detailed aspects of the plot.

matrimonials

You might not believe it if you watch a lot of new Bollywood movies since they love to have extravagant, almost melodramatic, and sometimes actually melodramatic, love stories, but arranged marriages are still quite common in India. So much so, that major newspapers like The Hindu have classifieds for parents looking out for prospective sons- or daughters-in-law. We discovered this fun fact a few weeks ago in Puducherry, where the Sunday paper was slipped under our hotel room door and we spent the next hour entertaining each other by reading some of the ads out loud. Naturally we then had to write an ad for each other:

US ATHEIST 32/173cm (176cm w/ hair not pulled back), too fair, indeterminate caste seeks issueless, innocent divorcee, prof, suitable groom, non-veg, looker. Call 01234-567890.

WELL BEHAVED, currently non-working engineer, 35/172, unknown caste, seeks like-minded partner. Employment no bar. Write: Box 124, Nowhere, No Country.

Think we'll get any takers?

picture a day: bijapur, india

After breakfast we walked to gol-gumbaz, one of the Islamic tombs in town

admired it from all angles

along with some wildlife

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a goonie and a real genius

The other weekend, I saw American Gangster and Michael Clayton. Both were excellent. Great acting, above par directing, nice production design and in the case of American Gangster, lovely 1970s attire.

But the films are not what I want to discuss. No, rather one actor from each film. Nope, not the gifted Denzel Washington, distinguished George Clooney or even Mr. Telephone-chucker himself, Russell Crowe. Nay, instead I'm going to direct your attention to actors Josh Brolin and Robert Prescott. Now, some of you may only know Josh Brolin as the son of James Brolin. Or perhaps as the step-son of Barbra Streisand. Others may know him as Diane Lane's hubby. Likely still others are drawing a complete blank. The same goes for Robert Prescott--drawing a blank that is, not that La Streisand is his step-monster or thinking he's enjoying wedded bliss with Diane Lane.

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defunked

Lower your shakras. Relax your neck...face...nose. Raise your hands and interlock your finkies. Okay, our yoga instructor, Solaman, may say odd things with an even odder accent, but he's an excellent teacher. He demonstrates the poses well and adjusts each person during each pose when needed. The classes are small; this morning there were only five people. The Sakthi Yoga Centre is the covered roof of a three story building, and at seven in the morning a cool breeze moves across the floor. Despite the sore muscles, it's been a relaxing few days.

Coincidental with this relaxation, I've started taking pictures again. I don't know exactly the reason I stopped, or at least spent days without taking a single picture. (Just ask Leah how unusual this is.) There is the fact that photography was sometimes discourage at the ashram. (You are welcome to guess why they don't want pictures of residents who plan never to return to their former lives.) But, even after the stay, I didn't feel motivated. Maybe it was a string of cities that brought only traffic, noise, and pollution to mind. Or maybe, it was the general travel fatigue that Leah and I have been going through. Whatever the reason, and whatever the cure, the moment I walked on to the beach in Mamallapuram and saw a group of cows curled up to a colorful boat, I took out the camera and felt better again. Here are some pictures I uploaded yesterday:

Tamil Nadu

Now I just need to figure out how to relax my nose.

hips don't lie

Having both survived a few weeks of severe travel weariness, we're now enjoying ourselves in Mamallapuram. It's a lovely little village on the southeast coast in Tamil Nadu, famous for two temples and a large-ish hill area of rock cuttings, all from mid to late 600 and early 700 AD. If you come, we enjoyed the rock cuttings on the hill more than the temples, which is handy if you're on a budget because the hill area is free while the temples cost a whopping Rs 250 per person (just over $6). The temples are nice, but they're pretty degraded and you can see most of the interesting stuff from the beach and the road.

But besides neat rock cuttings, we've also been enjoying drop-in yoga classes from Solaman at Sakthi Yoga. It's so nice to do yoga, again. Although it means we've also been wandering around town occasionally groaning because our hip flexors are sore, but that's a small price to pay for a fun class.

Tomorrow we leave for Chenni, formerly known as Madras, to catch an overnight bus to Hyderabad to meet up with Uma. Not content to spoil us, she's now recruited her parents. We can't wait!

lights and sounds

Last Thursday was Diwali, the Festival of Light. We were really excited, mostly because it's the only Indian holiday we knew about before arriving, but also because it sounds so nice. Traditionally, there are lots of oil lamps and candles lit, and now that electricity graces the world, strings of lights, usually white, are hung on buildings. It sounds so pleasant.

Apparently, however, electricity isn't the only thing to have changed how Diwali is celebrated. Firecrackers have made inroads, too. Instead of wandering around in the evening, admiring all of the lights in windows, we sprinted back to the hotel, covering our ears, as kids lit little bombs, the sole purpose of which appeared to be to deafen everyone within 20 feet. Imagine bangs loud enough to shake walls and make plaster crumble, going off every few seconds and you'll have an idea of what it was like. So, having confirmed that I've joined the old fogeys' club, it makes me glad we've missed the last several July 4th celebrations.

musth

David's mentioned our visit to the ashram, and I just cannot tell you how nice it was to be somewhere we weren't constantly being buffeted by the sound of horns and screeching tires/brakes. And the air was better and we could see green stuff like grass and trees! I felt better after just an hour, so you can imagine how chipper I was after six days. One of the disappointing aspects of the ashram's location, though, is that guests and residents are not allowed to wander in the foothills at random. As committed hikers, David and I were a little nonplussed by this. David joked that India has so many people it has had to shut off its mountains, as it has with some of its beaches. (Trust me, you don't want to swim in raw sewage.) We would have been even more upset, though, if we'd been allowed to camp in the foothills. I know, that sounds weird coming from us, but India, as it turns out, does not have a camping culture, so we left one of our big packs (for the record, I should confess that it was mine) full of our camping gear and a few other "unnecessary" items at Uma's, and have been traveling with just the daybags and David's pack. We feel so much lighter!

Anyway, as part of the program we took at the ashram, all 32 participants and several volunteers got to take a short hike up to a place where one of the streams created several pools. We had a lovely few hours getting wet and eating lunch. But, it turns out the real reason the foothills are forbidden walking territory unless with a guide is because of the elephants. Sometimes male elephants experience something called musth during which village people have been killed. And here I always thought of elephants as peaceful. Much to our disappointment we didn't actually see any elephants. Or tigers. Not that the tigers were a possibility, since they don't live in that area, but wouldn't that be neat? We would both really like to see tigers and elephants in the wild, but since camping in the national parks isn't really on, I think we'll just have to content ourselves with the specials we've been watching on the Discovery Channel. Ah, satellite TV--the only plus to having to stay in hotels all the time.

bussing

State buses in India are great. I don't mean aesthetically. In that sense they are sad, old, sheet metal enclosures that look as though they were disassembled by a ten year old and then reassembled by his five year old brother. The outsides are a drab off-white, sometimes with primary stripes, and uninspiringly, the name of the bus company, or its acronym, as the only thing written on the side or front. The buses' insides are painted an institutional green color, the same color commonly used for refrigerators sold in American in the 50s, or maybe it was the shade used for Medusa's blood in Clash of the Titans. The seats are usually wrought iron and vinyl, with all the comfort that implies. And, the noise; the horns are so loud, they make me nauseous. Anyway, disregard how they look, wear earplugs, like we do, and focus on what's more important for the roaming tourist: they leave on time, arrive on time, run everywhere and do so frequently.

In Kerala, the 3 hour bus trip we took from Trivandrum to Kollam left every 10 minutes! Where else in the world is this true? (In fairness, part of the reason may be that there are 35 million people in the smallish state of Kerala and many seem to live in a narrow corridor between the mountains and the sea.) So, when the bus tire noisily exploded, people just piled off the bus and, with the help of the driver, loaded onto the next bus that came along just a few minutes later. Really, the whole episode from the "bang...wap, wap, wap..." to riding away on a new bus didn't take more than 10 minutes. Then we took a bus to Fort Kochi, an overnight bus to Mysore and an AC bus to Bangalore; and, each was on schedule.

From Bangalore, there was no need to make reservations: a bus to Hassan was leaving when we arrived. We just had to hop on and pay the bus conductor. (Paying on the bus in normal and does not carry a surcharge, unlike the train system.) At a station, about an hour before our stop, the bus turned tightly around a corner and kissed the nose of a parked bus: three windows burst sequentially. Thankfully, nobody was hurt. (Actually, one man had a pin prick of blood on his index finger, but he seemed okay.) Most of the passengers filed out to inspect the damage, there was a few minutes of discussion between several drivers, and then we were off again. In many other countries, the same accident may have delayed the trip for at least a few hours. The police would have come, reports would be completed and everyone would stand around for a new bus to continue the journey. In India, the conductor just had to brush the seats clear of glass as our tough bus was on its way.

retox

Out with the good air...in with the bad air.

Fresh from our ashram experience, it's time to retox our minds and bodies. So, for the last two days, we spent time in a city of one something million people, Coimbatore. Most of the time we lounged around the hotel room watching stupid movies. (Since our full retox program is a proprietary secret of the So Pedestrian Foundation, I can't disclose all the films, but I can drop this title: Corky Romano.) When not in the room, we sprinted among the honking cars and pushed through puffs of automotive pollution. Chocolate chip cookies, pizza and other goodies were ingested. Energy was channeled through an overhead fan to bath us in recirculated, indoor air.

And, with our systems properly out of balance, today we continue to Salem, India.

outer engineering

In the last few years, Leah and I have enjoyed several different yoga classes in the US, and visiting an ashram seemed like it would be an interesting and new experience. So, for about the last week, we did just that. Using a guide book, the Lonely Planet South India, and the internet, we more or less randomly picked the Isha Yoga Center, roughly an hour from Coimbatore in the state of Tamil Nadu. From Hassan, we bused south most of the way there and chose to walk the last kilometer.

Some volunteers drove us the last few hundred meters and onto the grounds, which were sprawling, campus-like open spaces with green fields, trees, and building outcrops: "cottages", apartments, dorms, a group dining hall, practice halls, a conference hall, a home school, a day spa, a restaurant (under construction), a cafe/shop, a multi-faith temple (which resembled a Hindu temple more than anything else, since there was a linga in the middle of the main floor) and many more structures that couldn't be easily identified. Most of them were made of brick and steel or massive stones, carved or rough cut, and the whole flattish ashram was abutted to some beautiful, tree-covered hills, the Velliangiri Foothills. Shortly after arriving, we were lodged in one of the "cottages," a comfortable hotel-like room.

About a hundred, or maybe 1500, full-time volunteers live and plan to spend the rest of their lives at the ashram. (When talking with residents, the theme seemed to be that each gave dramatically different answers to the same questions, even simple or practical questions.) Central to their daily routine were "practices" and work. The practices involved, among other things, yoga stretches, vocalisations (like bird calls and barking), sitting in specific postures, praying and meditation. All residents worked--cleaned, cooked, taught, helped visitors, or performed office work or community outreach. All other actives, like for example, reading(!), were considered unnecessary and passively discouraged. The idea was that practices and work were part of spiritual enlightenment; why do anything else? Hmm (I raise a skeptical eyebrow.)

Two days after we arrived was the scheduled program called "Inner Engineering" and despite the title, which could politely be called cheesy, we agreed to take it. All we planned to do was relax, experience an ashram and maybe learn some new yoga. And, with few illusions about the world, I braced myself against a possible religious harangue. Less Leah and I, there were 30 people in the course--22 Indians, 5 non-resident Indians (3 from Australia, 1 from Ireland and 1 from the US), 2 Australian women, a Lebanese man, a Chilean man and a Saudi man. I expected a mix of mediation, yoga exercises, and just a bit of spiritual mumbo-jumbo. But after the first day, it was clear: the course was designed to take middle/upper class Indians and Westerns right from the stresses of their jobs and families and ease them into a healthier lifestyle and tack on a bit of psuedo-science and mediation, all of which were wrapped up in a specific practice we learned, which, when done, lasts about half an hour.

As usual, though, Leah and I don't fit the typical stereotypes. Are we stressed at work? No. Are we stressed with family life? No. Do we want to be doing something different with our lives? No. Do we have too much material baggage? Considering we're traveling with two outfits each, for a year, I'm going to again say, no. At any rate, I was told by a chatty resident that one of the strategies to make program participants realize how foolish their daily stresses are, was to use different stresses to "soften" particpants into accepting mediation. The first stress was requiring us to wake up early, at 6:00 or 5:00. Also, it was suggested we begin the morning with a cold shower (although there was hot water in our room) and eat a little pill of neem and turmeric (each tastes terrible) before the morning session. There were some yoga stretches and physical exercises. And, the food was good vegetarian fare with lots of fruits and vegetables, but meals were spaced oddly. There was no coffee or caffeinated tea. The problem with their plan for us, was that none of this was particularly stressful for Leah and me. All you have to do is stay at a Bombay budget hotel to experience most of those things. The style of travel we enjoy requires us to routinely wake early, eat strange foods at random times, and physically stress ourselves, because it allows us to experience the raw world. It's how we live.

I don't want to paint the wrong picture; the atmosphere was positive and friendly, the volunteers were helpful and cheerful. They continually asked me if I was okay, if I was sore from practice, or if I needed anything special. They also worked tirelessly to cook, clean, serve food and round people up for activities. They seemed to specialize in pleasant details, like sneaking into our rooms to leave bowls of jasmine by the bed.

The course was a combination of some (acutely irritating and boring) rhetorical lectures, videos, a few yoga stretches, small group discussions, forest walks, massages and high energy games. Thankfully, when the spiritual harangue did come it was quite meek and poorly handled. However, the program still fell short of expectations: there just weren't enough yoga stretches. Sadly, I will not continue the practice as prescribed.

In the end, and aside from the course, I found two fundamental difficulties with the ashram: everything the residents do is motivated from the selfish desire to achieve their personal enlightenment, and not because helping other people or a community is the right thing to do; and, idolatry is the backbone of the life there, like praying before meals, activities, or to Sadhguru, the founder of the ashram and guru for all of the residents, or a linga or several other physical objects. Both these things make it impossible for me to view the residents' smiles, volunteerism and life, in general, with anything more than pity.

Leah told me once some things are better to have done than to do. Isha reminds me of how true that is.